Oakley, Maker of Sunglasses and other Inferior Consumer Goods Blacklisted
It has come to my attention that this company has been spamming Facebook pages. The Journal takes a stand against this practice and shares the sentiment of the victim and therefore has added Oakley to The Journal Blacklist. Companies on this list often spawn evil like Satanism, Population Reduction and even Asteroids. Doing business with these companies places your life at immediate risk. We therefore recommend spreading the word about these companies and destroying their products whenever possible, such as disposing of shipments of them if you work at a retailer, or throwing them into the ocean if you are at the beach.